Needed: somebody to nurse me back to health by telling me funny stories and making me delicious soups.
Qualifications: applicants must be able to make delicious soups and tell funny stories. We reserve the right to discriminate against those of the male gender. Also, those who believe that Campbell's knows how to make delicious soups will immediately be shown the door.
Pay: blessings in heaven. Your monetary remunerations will be given in the form of imaginary "blessing tokens" which can be exchanged for more tangible things ("...that there shall not be room enough to receive it.").
Contact: interested (and qualified) individuals should look for the guy in the Genetics and Biotechnology lab who looks like death; I'm wearing a green shirt). Bring soup samples.
Sorry to see that no one has posted, dear Louis. 'S possible your rules about soup are too steep. Or perhaps your pay is just short of a pittance? However, it's unlikely there aren't any friends to share a funny fable with a fellow like yourself. Good luck on your search for the perfect nurse!
ReplyDeleteI think this is hilarious!!!! thank you!!!
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