I would like the whole world to know that I just destroyed my organic chemistry test. If my test were Goliath and I were David, then I would have just hit him so hard that all of his posterity would have died along with him, his parents would have wept bitterly, all his ancestors turned over in their graves, and all his comrades would have lost 10 years of their lives due to the fear. Yea verily, there was a terrible cry as I lifted my sword to slay the beast and a deafening silence as my sword reached its mark.
I got an A on my last organic chemistry test but only by a small margin. I have not gotten this test back because I just took it and it's written. However, I feel confident in saying that I win. So, organic chemistry - 0, Louis Peterson - 2. Suck on that Dr. Savage (that is his real name :)
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Well done. Way to come off conquerer over your Goliaths and savages. You are an inspiration to us all. Also, you're hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me happy. Especially the part about Goliath's comrades losing 10 years of their lives due to fear. Way to bring your A game.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Live the laughs!. Congrats!
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