Once upon a time I went shopping with a friend. She said she just needed to get a few things so I went along. I went into Sports Authority and was done in thirty minutes. After wandering through the mall for 1 hour trying to find things to pretend to be interested in, I found a couch in an art store that I could nap on. After over three hours, she finally came out of Victoria's Secret with a dozen or so bags. I vowed I would never go shopping with a girl again.
So, I will not go shopping with you unless it is for groceries. On the plus side, I will cook dinner for you any night of the week.
Lou, let's just get married now.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh...and it was victorias secret insult to injury.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA!! I'm glad you found a couch.
ReplyDeleteHey, maybe this friend had a foot injury and was searching high and low for suitable walking shoes before a big trip to Europe... She didn't have such a good time, either. And it was only two (albeit miserable) hours. Just sayin'. Have some heart!
ReplyDeleteWhat prompted this memory anyway?